Showers will never be the same one you try this simple hack.

Step One Consider the desirable breath, wherein one tends to find endings of things. Inhale count to five. There is something inside you. Find it, and take pause. Exhale, light warrior.

Step Two Consider precision, like when you see the thing in itself. Let it surprise you: the ecstasy as you slide the wooden bead from one side of an abacus to the other.

Step Three Consider the moodboard, which you are on by the way. Let's face it sweetie, Language is in need of an upgrade. Repeat exactly what you hear, and remember, poetry is sharp at both ends.

Step Four Consider virality, catalyst of the third world war. I overheard a new idiom today, it went something like: "every curve is a corner lost"

Step Five Consider that its not funny and I dont get it.

Step Six Consider the smooth mound, useless and clean. I spent two months watching Doctor Who, and now every plane that passes over my house sounds like the TARDIS. My favorite color is blue, and I fancy myself a real Rose Tyler, although I'm scared I'm actually Amy Pond. I cannot remember anything that has ever happened to me but I remember everything that happens to the doctor.

Step Seven Consider some amount of time ago, when you could tell the difference between a poem and a shopping list. Around 380 million years ago, the land masses now categorized as North America and Africa collided into one another, forming quartz deposits of untold purity. Later, in 1970, multinational mining corperation Sibelco aquired the rights to a quartz mine nestled among the peaks of North Carolina's Blue Ridge Mountains. Extracted from this mine is somewhere between 70 and 90 percent of the worlds high purity quartz, used in the production of the worlds semiconductors, which power your smartphones.

Step Eight Consider that sarcasm is the same thing as irony. Try replacing your smartphone with a flip phone inspired by the design of the early 2000s. Try making a list of every single thing you own. Try tying your shoe in a new way. Try reading a book.

Step Nine Take a cold shower for about 10 minutes. When your body is cold, It is trying to seek warmth. For this you can take a hot shower after being in the cold for so long, and you can feel what a pleasure it is. Consider 10 deep breaths, and then hope you enjoy the bliss.